Here’s How to Give Your Razor (and Your Skin) the Love It Deserves
Let’s be honest—if your razor had a personality, it would be filing a tenant’s rights complaint right now. You’ve had it for way too long, it’s been through too much, and honestly? It’s probably plotting against you as we speak.
We get it. Buying new razors isn’t exactly thrilling. But if you’re dealing with razor burn, ingrowns, or irritation, your razor might be the real red flag in your routine.
So let’s break it down: how often should you really replace your razor? Where should you keep it? What type should you even be using? Keep reading, because your skin deserves better.
How Often Should You Really Replace Your Razor?
If you’re out here using the same razor for weeks (or, God forbid, months 😳), we need to talk. A dull blade = more friction, more irritation, and a higher risk of ingrowns.
The golden rule:
- Disposable razors? Toss after 5-7 uses.
- Cartridge razors? Replace the blade every 2-3 weeks.
- Safety razors? Swap the blade every 5-7 shaves (and keep it dry in between).
Is your razor tugging at your skin, getting clogged easily, or leaving you with more bumps than smoothness? It’s BEYOND time for a new one.
Where Should You Keep Your Razor? (Hint: Not in the Shower)
I know, I know—the shower seems like the obvious place, right? Wrong. Leaving your razor in a damp, steamy environment is basically inviting bacteria to move in rent-free.
Instead, try this:
✔ Keep it in a dry place. A little razor holder outside the shower? Genius.
✔ Pat it dry after each use. Just a quick towel dab will help prevent rust and bacteria.
✔ Store it upright. If it’s laying flat in a puddle of water? 🚩 Mold, bacteria, rust—need I say more?
Which Razor Should You Be Using?
Not all razors are created equal, and finding the right one for your skin makes all the difference.
✨ If you have sensitive skin: Opt for a razor with fewer blades (2-3 is plenty) to minimize friction.
✨ If you’re shaving thicker hair: Go for a 4-5 blade razor to get a closer shave with fewer passes.
✨ If you’re prone to ingrowns: Ditch the cheap disposables and invest in a quality razor with a sharp blade.
Razor Rules to Live By
✔ Always shave with a shaving cream like No Bumbs Shave. (Never dry shave. Just don’t.)
✔ Exfoliate before shaving to loosen dead skin & prevent ingrowns.
✔ Shave in the direction of hair growth first, then against if needed.
✔ Moisturize after shaving—your skin needs hydration to stay smooth.
And most importantly? Upgrade your routine. That drugstore razor from 2024 isn’t doing you any favors, babe.
Final Razor Girlie PSA: Know When to Let Go
If your razor is dull, rusty, or older than your last situationship? It’s time to break up with it. Your skin deserves better, and a fresh, sharp blade will make all the difference.
Now go forth and shave smarter, not harder. Your smoothest, bump-free skin is waiting. 💖
